Dilbert's

In caz ca sunteti fani Dilbert si va mai plac si figurinele, de sarbatori, la un pret mai mult decat special (ask me if you care) Mr. D si restul personajelor principale va asteapta in cutia lor (cubicle like). Oferta este valabila doar pana la 30 noiembrie, dupa care nu-mi mai pasa de voi. Asta la vista baby!

I, (love) Robot

“Lopid(ROPID)” robot was created by Tomotaka Takahashi from Robo Garage at Kyoto University. The cuteness itself comes in small size, 38cm (high) and weight of 1,600g. It's able to respond to voice commands and speak with its mouth. ROPID is also able to walk, run and jump more faster than other similar constructed robots. And let's not forget the fact that is DAMN CUTE!

Watch this:

Drum'n'basshowers

Created by Tim Brown (tabrown.co.uk) & Christopher Hewitt (christopherhewitt.com)

found on yayeveryday.com

Hellboy revealed

This is it. Again! Hellboy is now joining the others into my reddest collection. There's nothing much to say, i guess the photos will do the job. I'm overexcited anyhow... So, enjoy!

stage one

stage two

and final

Hellboy head sculpture.

Height: 16 in (40 cm), Lenght: 8/11 in (20/28 cm), Weight: 15 pounds (7 Kg) Temporarily not available for sale.

Done!

Nope, is not modern art, it's just a paper that was under the HB sculpt during the paint job. So, that's final: Hellboy head sculpt is done and ready to blow minds. Pictures coming soon this week, so stay close!*


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* damn...i'm so excited

It's official

Hellboy month fo' good!

Up and Down sunt Sus (nu Jos)

Cu ajutorul celor de la Webcomics.ro, Up and Down au re-aparut cu brio in peisajul internaut.. ba chiar au invatat o boaba de romana! Noua lor garsoniera arata foarte bine si e intr-o zona artistica departe de traficul pornografic, pirateresc sau gsp-ist. Monitoarele mele sunt multumite de rezultat si va recomanda o rezolutie decenta. Recunosc...sunt ciudati daaar imi place look-ul lor romanesc (cred ca am luat-o razna) si cred ca lipsa Cartooniac.ro-ului nu le-a deteriorat nici un pic originalitatea sau simtul umorului. Ramane de vazut (si citit) in continuare...
Pana atunci, abonati-va de zor pe webcomics; baietii din spatele sitului sunt niste entuziasti incurabili. Ceea ce v-ar prinde numai bine.

Articolul inaugural, aici

www.webcomics.ro

I just can't get enough

Ultima achizitie (din luna asta) pentru colectia HB (imi) vine din insorita Anglie si este al dracului de rara. Epuizata din toate stocurile si intr-o editie limitata la 700 bucati, statueta cu pricina... kicks (collector's) ass! Fancy it?

Classic Comic Book Characters #1: Hellboy
Dark Horse has won wide acclaim for its successful series of "Classic Comic" statues, inspired by the "Syroco" statues of the 1940s and sculpted by those fine folks at Yoe! Studio. Nearly 50 different statues have been produced, with many selling out and commanding collector's prices.

Publication Date: February 15, 2006
Format: 5" tall, packaged in a full-color tin packaged in a full-color tin, with a button and booklet

H-day soon

Busy days these days, but don't loose faith. HB is almost ready to rule! Paint job ahead and some place to find for the show off. Till then, buy stock, kick ass, get stoned and don't believe in heaven!

HB is commin' home!

Soooo... for my future sculpt project i (already) chosen Hellboy for a ride. Yes, with horn(s)! Yes, real size! Yes, a mix between Ron and Mignola's HB! Yes, my baby!

Oh.. and yes, very soon!

Afro Samurai is here to stay (still)

So, my latest sculpt project is ready to look good. I just finished (yesterday) the paint job... as a late present for my birthday. There were no problmes with the oil colors, clay, tools or hairspray involved in the process so he's lookin' kinda awsome right now. But enough small talk, watch the goddamn pictures!

Stage one

Stage two

Stage three

Final sculpt

Afro samurai head sculpture.
Hight: 14 inch (35 cm), Lenght: 15 inch (38 cm), Weight:6 pounds (3 Kg) Temporarily not available for sale.

Yo HB, get over here!

Sooo.. because i've been sick and good i got for my birthday a beautiful, monstrous large scale (18 inch - 46 cm) HellBoy figure features action-packed poseability and dynamic detailing from Mezco's award winning sculptors, with over 12 Points of articulation, incuding: Coat, Samaritan hand gun & Big Baby Gun shotgun. Yeah... and other cool stuff too. Presents, i mean.

Shit has never been so close (to my face)

Daca citesti asta si nu ai habar despre ce dracu' vorbesc, rogu-te las-o balta si cauta-ti alt colt de net pe unde sa casti ochii. Pentru cei ce asteptau partea 2 (sau 3) a apocalipsei dupa Vodafone... revin la ceas de seara cu ochii tulburi (de la citit si recitit mailul recent primit) si cu vesti care mai de care mai tulburatoare pentru specia humanoida. Asadar: raspunsul la reclamatia mea (venit prompt, dupa 30 de zile lucratoare) de la echipa(razitii) vodafone sosit azi la ora 6.66 AM incepe clasic cu o multumire retardata si continua cu niste termeni dictati de un avocat surdo-mut. Dupa ce m-am acomodat cu limbajul semi-complex si abstract pe alocuri am ajuns aici: (citez, ce mama dracului)

"Domnule Dogaru, conform paragrafului 6 alineatul 2 din contractul semnat de dumneavoastra si Vodafone Romania SA, “In cazul in care Clientul nu plateste la timp suma facturata, Vodafone Romania poate deconecta/suspenda Clientul de la serviciile Vodafone”. Actualmente, numarul dumneavoastra de telefon 0731.335.*** este deconectat datorita intarzierii achitarii datoriei fata de Vodafone Romania SA." *

Incerc sa imi revin din pumnul invizibil al destinului si ma rezem cu precautie de spatarul scaunului meu (deloc confortabil dar de un design cuceritor). Citesc restul aberatiilor cu frica, reintorcandu-ma din cand in cand la numele Dogaru ce mi se invarte cu tot cu cap in jurul schelet calare pe un cal in flacari. Scheletul sufla intr-o trambita uriasa: "Numarul format nu este alocat...". Este oare domnul Dogaru unul din milioanele de oameni din care se produce Soylent Red? Ce mama dracului e astaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa?????????????????????????!!!!
Astept mai bine de o luna pentru a primi un raspuns la reclamatiile mele si nici macar numele nu l-au nimerit? Oare chiar sunt ultimul pe scara evolutiva a reclamantilor din Romania? Raspunsul este lipsit de importanta. La fel si restul scrisorii de la nazistii vodafone. Mi se explica pret de 5 paragrafe (adica pana la finalul scrisorii) cum pot sa imi reziliez singur abonamentul. Adicatelea cum sa platesc (in fel si chip) suma de 150 euro si sa imi vad linistit de viata (conform contractului cu Satan). Daca nici acum nu ati inteles o iota... este exact cum trebuie!

Partea doua a povestii vine pe scurt cam asa: factura de pe luna asta este dubla (un fel de razbunare de pe urma reclamatiilor poate) asa ca am cerut explicatii. Explicatiile au venit in fel si chip de la vreo doi acoliti. Partea amuzanta este ca de fiecare data cand sun, trebuie sa povestesc circa 20 -30 de minute tot istoricul mizeriei, ca sa poata intelege (oricine) despre ce dracului vorbesc. Aaaa.. nu! Nu asta e partea amuzanta... ci faptul ca se pierd pe la jumatate (casca.. se foiesc) si tot nu inteleg despre ce vorbesc si mai ales... ce vreau! (rad singur acum; mi-e mila de mine. imi revin) Asadar, ce am invatat azi copii? Ca nu tot ce e rosu se mananca? Mmm.. si asta, dar ceea ce este mai important suna asa: Cacatul care nu se duce ori e prea usor ori este un telefon cu abonament vodafone.

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* Numele si numarul de telefon nu imi apartin